The Lynn Brigade

I have created a monster. It is completely my fault, all of my doing. I had a bad feeling. I remember thinking, it is just a Facebook group, how much harm could this cause? Boy, was I wrong. It seemed so innocent at the time, kind of cute even. The Lynn group looked like a field of fluffy bunnies frolicking in the sun. But, once you open the door and they all come scurrying in, then what?

I was invited to join the Lynn group on Facebook, for obvious reasons, which I accepted. Right away there was one friend request from a stranger named Lynn. I did not know what to think about it at the time. I shrugged it off. Now a month later, every time I log on to Facebook there is at least one more friend request from another stranger named Lynn or some variation of the name. I don't know what to do, I don't want total strangers as my Facebook friends. I feel bad, they're harmless, like cuddly bunnies. I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, especially someone named Lynn.